Kentucky

I live in Kentucky, and it is beautiful, especially in the fall. I live in a semirural area (yes, there are cities. Ever heard of Lexington or Louisville?) outside of Bowling Green (population 50,000). I live about 10 miles away from the Corvette Plant, which is where all corvettes made in the last 25 years come from. Betcha didn't know that, bitch (Just kidding). It is beautiful. Many people think that we are hillbillies. Some are, but there are actually many highly intelligent people here who are doctors, lawyers, and highly skilled atheletes (Ever heard of Mohommad Ali? He was born and raised about 100 miles from where I live). In Louisville, there are many high-class buildings: it is like a mini New York, honestly. The population in Louisville is over 256,000 people. Kentucky is AWESOME!

Trivia:

1. Mohammed Ali was born in Louisville, Kentucky
2. The song "Happy Birthday" was written in Louisville
3. The cheeseburger was invented in, you guessed it, Louisville
4. All corvettes since 1981 were made in Bowling Green, and exported to automotive dealers worldwide

by George Woodard July 31, 2006

Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.

by LameDuck March 28, 2015

The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.

We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.

by S.P.G December 8, 2011

kentucky hot brown

1.)In its simplest and most innocent form, it is a meal made with toast, bacon, and turkey then smothered in cheese sauce, often broiled for appearance.
2.)A sexual act performed as such; using a glass dining room table, two naked partners(one on top of the table and one laying underneath the table staring upward)the person under the table masturbates, while the person standing on the table proceeds to take a shit in the direction of the others face. Things are just a bit different in Kentucky.

1.)I went out to eat and ordered the Kentucky Hot Brown and it was delicious, very appetizing.
2.)I was watching amateur porn the other night and this hillbilly chick gave the dude a Kentucky Hot Brown with extra sauce, it was very unappetizing, I nearly spewed.

by Matthew Brueggen March 27, 2006

Kentucky Hotpocket

When a man sh*ts inside a womens vagina, then goes to pound town.

Dan and his wife tried the Kentucky Hotpocket last night.

by Blondy6913 October 1, 2018

Kentucky fondue

After anal sex, the act of dipping one's testicles into partner's anal cavity and coating the scrotum in fecal matter.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.

"So while I was balls deep in Kimberly's ass last night, I figured I may as well follow it up with a Kentucky fondue. Her breath still smells. I'm never calling her again."

by Cletus T Judd August 4, 2008

kentucky red eye

A prank in which, like mooning, one drops his or her pants, spreads the cheeks lavishly, but also contracts the rectal muscles, as if trying to poop or fart, such that the inner red color of the hole is plainly visible.

Johnny returned from class and unlocked the dorm room door. Alan was ready on the other side of the door, displaying a full Kentucky red eye. Upon opening the door, Johnny was overwhelmed with disgust, and scarred for life.

by Paulba March 3, 2012