by shannons0510 October 20, 2019

A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute
"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that
by The REAL wiki March 31, 2022

Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?
Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time
Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time
by mr. brick June 10, 2016

a 16 year old youtuber that has been making youtube videos since 2014! she currently has 93.3k subscribers and 281 youtube videos. she's the absolute sweetest girl you will ever meet! she lives in new jersey and is absolutely stunning. any girl would be happy to be her!
by lEaVe Me BeHiNd Im RoAdKiLl November 20, 2019

someone who will make you laugh. they just lift your spirts when you are down plus they have a short temper and know how to roast if needed. They have a truly kind heart but don't like to show it. they don't show emotions but will let you spill yours.
by Mask Girl September 27, 2017

Kelly Rowland let Beyonce Knowles take advantage of her due to the fact that she was blinded by "friendship."
by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
