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Knee Slapnea 

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.
I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?
Knee Slapnea by phidgety September 12, 2016
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Knee Crotch 

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.
Knee Crotch by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019

Knee Removing 

The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.
Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.
Knee Removing by The Knee Remover February 3, 2021
the hottest part of the body
did you see ryan’s knees there so tan and smooth
knee by kneepicsyessir July 3, 2022

Tiny Kneecaps 

Having tiny kneecaps means you have a big dick
“Damn, you got some tiny kneecaps.”
“Must mean you got a big dick.”

dunkers knee 

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
dunkers knee by Skelot March 3, 2019

Knobbly Knee Fetish 

A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.

This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’
Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”

Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”