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busted knuckle 

Ripped, torn, scarred, aching flesh on the hands as a result of mechanical work. Usually the result of a slipped wrench or a screw that comes loose more easily than expected.
When working in a tight space underneath your car without much room to move and you are trying to remove a hex nut, next thing you know your wrench slips with a metallic noise and you've smashed your hand into the body of the car resulting in a busted knuckle. And it hurts like a motherfucker.
busted knuckle by C. Untsintown November 13, 2009
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five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head
the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

skunk knuckle 

a womans clit and the immediate area around it.
patrick had to rub out helens skunk knuckle.
skunk knuckle by cadet mahoney November 11, 2005

4 Knuckle Shuffle 

The act of pleasuring a male's privates using a hand that only has four fingers.
...Then she finished him off using her famous 4 Knuckle Shuffle

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Mouse knuckle 

(noun) Much like the females camel toe, the mouse knuckle is formed by a male having his pants to tight, showing his meat and two veg through his pants.

Mel: "Look at that guys mouse knuckle, he's not packing much"

or

Corey: "These emo pants are giving me a wicked mouse knuckle."

Mouse knuckle by distiller October 26, 2008