couldn't see jack

couldn't see anything

move i couldn't see jack

by Simaj October 7, 2007

Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

payback pepper jack

While in the act of having sex with your girlfriend who cheated on you, you spray pepper spray or rub hot sauce on the condom and continue to have sex with her.

Hey did you hear Mark found out Veronica cheated on him. He gave her the old payback pepper jack. That shit was spicy.

by Vida February 28, 2014

breakfast fap-jack

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

jack slap

To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.

I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.

by Fes October 9, 2003

jack my swag

in simplest form: "copy my style"

most popular in the song "My Jeans" by Jenna Rose

ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me. I bet she’s mad cause I look fab Hahahaha, jack my swag. Sticks and stones may break my bones but mine (jeans) look new and hers just look so old.

by Cheesy Wonton May 22, 2011

Jack Barakat

The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.

Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.

Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*

by Jemy May 31, 2009