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Joseph V

1. Total maniac in the bedroom
2. Gives out STDs like their samples at costcos

3. Gotta lot of junk in the trunk
4. Serenades his cat to sleep
mixture between Angelina Jolie + Fat Bastard from Austin Powers= Joseph V
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Joseph

a nerd whom not many people like. he doesn’t have many friends.
“What a Joseph!”
by halseyisnice;; June 7, 2018
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Cathy Joseph Hollis IV

A slang term used throughout the south as example of an over-protective mother. Cajun Creole folklore has it that a mother by the name of Cathy was so over-protective of her son during his adolescences, that he went insane. One afternoon, the son snapped and went on a massacre, killing his mother, father, sister, and fellow pupils at the local schoolhouse. It is said that if you listen closely on southern fall nights, you can hear the whisper of Cathy's ghost.
Mom, stop being such a Cathy Joseph Hollis IV and let me go out tonight!
by Michael LaNasa November 5, 2005
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Jose B Mackin

A mexican teen who knos how to get at girls alot of girls and fast.
Jose B mackin Lovelies all over the world, especially white girls.
by Jose Macks Lovelies May 20, 2010
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jose

1. To Jose (verb): not doing shit all semester in law school and successfully cramming at the last minute to get better grades then everyone who's been working all semester.

2. Being Josed (verb): during the course of the semester (see above) to get called out by your professor for not doing work. Especially in the first week of first year of law school.
1. Person 1: "Hey, you studied for the final yet?
Person 2: "Nah, I'm gonna pull a Jose."

2. Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go drinking tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I have to study. I got Josed in class today."
by TheBeebs January 6, 2008
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josephine

A hollow-stem champagne coupe.
Named in honor of the late Empress Josephine, in reflection of the commitment to elegance and aesthetics at the expense of practicality.
I know it's not as practical as drinking champagne from a flute, but damned if I don't prefer a josephine just because it's so pretty.
by nadarine January 11, 2011
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San Jose

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.
ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?
by ME June 18, 2004
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