itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.

Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 13, 2011

itchin'

Almost like bitchin', but it's better times a million. Itchin' can be used to describe an event that was totally awesome.

1)shiz son, that party last night was itchin' to the max.
2)wow, i ate some totally itchin' pancakes for breakfast this morning.

by Noob Pwners April 4, 2006

JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

by Richie January 14, 2004

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

itschme

itschme literaly means "it's me" but is must be uttered quickly in a monosyllabic fashion. It can be used in place of hello, but can also be used as an action in the past, present or future tense. To itschme somewhere...

Let's itschme our friendly faces in the pub.

by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006

Itchy still?

Itchy still is the new version of ‘itchy hands’. It describes someone who’s like to tapping, scratching his/her body parts. It is not because of you have a bad manner or you’ve influenced by the culture. It is because you have the Swine flue. The ‘Itchy still’ is the new version of ‘itchy hands’ which is another word for Swine flu.

‘Are you itchy still? You need to see a vet now’

by Itchy disease and keith my ass August 27, 2009

Itch With A Capital B

The phrase 'Itch With A Capital B' is often used to describe rude, offensive and annoying, normally quite popular, teenage girls. The phrase is often shortened to 'Itch' which gives the user a sense of security. They can even say, within earshot of the 'Itch With A Capital B', that she feels 'Itchy' around said 'Itch With A Capital B'. The phrase may be shortened even further to simply 'I'. The phrase is referring to, subtly, to a Bitch. It's a kinder phrase and whilst the 'Itch' works out what it means, it gives the user a head start to escape.

One may use the phrase in such examples:
"That girl is such an Itch With A Capital B!"
"That Itch over there, she just offended my brother, I heard her!"
"We, the non-popular girls are sticking together against them evil Is!"

"Could you be more of an Itch With A Capital B?"

by YoHatersImShortGetOverIt September 5, 2011