mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.

Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!

by Zeener26 May 30, 2022

hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

Sticky hat

When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it

Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.

I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.

by Anight March 15, 2020

Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).

Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!

by Khaosbringer October 14, 2015