Snow Storm

An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs

Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!

by SlopNChop January 14, 2019

snow dropper

A person who stealing women’s underwear off clothes lines.

John scoped out the house and got some undies from the line, what a snow dropper.

by The Pud July 05, 2007

snow boarding

Snow boarding also meaning the snortn of cocaine!

"dang Dude Where have you been snow boarding, your shits looks all jacked up!"

by annidel September 03, 2009

Snow Beaner

A person of native Alaskan (inuit, eskimo) decent living in the lower 48 states looking like a mexican, or puerto rican or whereever the latinos in the area are from

My family's not from mexico. We're from Fairbanks. I'm a snow beaner. We came over the other border.

by Jcan1969 March 23, 2011

snow caps

weed that has cocaine sprinkled over it

I smoked some snow caps with my dogg sm00th r0n and was trippin for 8 hours

by Ksmoke December 18, 2008

pink snowing

the act of partying hard and going crazy and wild while doing things that your parents would not approve of

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Pink snowing! I'll see you in a few days!"

by ratchhhhh December 22, 2009

Snow Hoe

A white woman who involves herself romantically almost exclusively with black men and/or men who strongly believe they're black (see wiggers)

Person 1- You and Tiffany should get together, you'd make a great couple!
Person 2- I agree, we like the same things etc. but she's a total Snow Hoe
Person 1- Oh, well you can work on your tan and start listening to Rap...

by Harbles January 31, 2010