snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

by Asp 22 July 23, 2011

Avra hatch

The cutest mother fucking girl in the whole world more cute than anything else in the world most people will never have an avra i just got really fucking lucky

Avra hatch is definitely more cute than alec.

by Alec campione April 15, 2020

Doggin' the Hatch

Simply put, it's tongue-punching someone's fart box. It's gettin all up in that ass like a dog licking the last bits of peanut butter out of the jar. Giving a rimjob, doin the dirty chocolate swirl, analingus.. whatever you want to call it, it's f*cking glorious.

Bro, I don't even care if she just had taco bell, I'm still doggin' the hatch tonight.

I've been lookin for a girlfriend for a while - it's been too long since I've had my hatch dogged.

by slipperymick August 10, 2016

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

A peggy hitchcox

A die hard progressive socialist that has been educated far beyond their intelligence.peggy can be recognized by posting any article from any website created on a Thursday as long as the website has been verified by huffington post and reshared by MSNBC. Their favorite activities are being a keyboard warrior, reading slam poetry, and traveling to timbukthree.

What is the difference between socialism and democratic socialism, only a Peggy Hitchcox would understand.

by Mikethemic. June 11, 2017

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018