umbrella hat

That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.
by GollyGee July 14, 2014
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Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.
1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.
by helllllooooo November 04, 2010
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Peter Hat

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.
by super dave December 09, 2014
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snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.
by chrixo January 21, 2010
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mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.
Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016
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Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.
by bkap314 January 15, 2021
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