harkovich

A male, usually homeschooled and socially crippled. He dresses up in thick hipster glasses and hipster jeans because he thinks that is "cool" these days. Doesn't have any friends aside from redheaded girls who only like him because of their poor choice of friends. Because he has no friends, he overcompensates by following the poor souls who actually befriend him everywhere like a tag along, which annoys the hell out of everybody else around the vicinity because they can see through his obvious ass-kissing and pathetic infatuation. He lacks the courage to actually ask them out though.

Person 1: Yo, you know that blonde kid Mike?

Person 2: The homeschooled freak?

Person 1: Yeah, the one who follows Pam and Jenna everywhere? He is such a tag along. No one else around the girls likes the guy. He is such a suck up. It's so obvious he loves them but he doesn't have the balls to ask them out.

Person 2: Well, he's a harkovich.

by Elliott Carver November 28, 2012

Harbourt

this means a person with a concentration camp type body figure.

whoa.. shes a harbourt

by bat/spider/super....man August 4, 2012

Haptoon

A somewhat derogatory term for those who are half-black, half-white.

"Psh. Obama ain't a real black president. He's just haptoon

by E_Maloney April 10, 2013

Harborpoint

A clothing company that is accidentally named after a drug infested apartment complex. They sell New England clothing but are sadly lacking uggs with mini skirts or yoga pants. They currently offer a Ralph Lauren knock off hat. They copy and paste Wikipedia lines from places in New England and refer to them as "blog posts". A north shore lifestyle is discussed on the website by a group of people who have never lived within an hour of the north shore.

My harborpoint hat looks suspiciously like the hat from Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, and every other factory in China.

by bigjimbo66 March 21, 2017

harborable

When something is edible and so delightful where you take a bite and orgasm because it's so good and say,
" THAT WAS HAAAAAARBOORABLE!!! "

Boy: Can I have the harborable gravy on my mashed potatoes?
Lunch Lady: I'm sorry, what?
Boy: Can I have gravy?

by Gat Freeman November 30, 2017

Harborfeilds

Harborfeilds sucks fucking dick and full of attention seeking whores sure it's called a happy school but in reality it's fucking fake and NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT FUCKING YOU NANCY!

Omg where did you for school?

Harborfeilds:(

Oh that's fucking sad dood

by Sorry not sorry:) May 21, 2018

Harbor Juice

An American phrase for tea.

Im all out of coffee. Harbor juice okay?

by 🅱️c December 16, 2018