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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato June 5, 2012
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izzy harding

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.
by oscaroscar April 3, 2021
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hard but fair

A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.
Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?

Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...
by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020
mugGet the hard but fairmug.

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.
Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"
by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011
mugGet the Gettin' hardmug.

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.
Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.
by IHitChildren March 7, 2017
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Hard Arnold

A shot or beer served with a line of cocaine.
Hey bro, let me get a hard arnold" *pours shot and cuts a line* "WOOOOOO!
by Nasty McPhee January 13, 2011
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Heavy Hard

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.
Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."
by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012
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