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Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands
Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table
by Hydronez October 20, 2017
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Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.
Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017
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Wookiee Handshake

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.
I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.
by Arthur B. May 27, 2018
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Cleveland Handshake

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.
by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018
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aberdeen handshake

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018
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Holly Hanshaw

She’s a special egg, moves from guy to guy collecting her jar of hearts. She is a smart, funny, pretty girl, (with a sexier sister) she also exudes big dick energy and says deadass a lot
I just got destroyed in a game of football against Holly Hanshaw she made me score 2 own goals
by BigBozza972 May 6, 2019
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Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
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