Quid Pro Ho

A needy bitch who wants something, e.g. a favor, a letter of recommendation, etc. in return for services rendered.

That Quid Pro Ho wanted a letter of recommendation after I gave her the ole' blumpkin.

by Max.Power November 10, 2007

captain save a ho

a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.

"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"

by Drac December 26, 2005

Cedric Benson dat ho

To go to the wrong hole on a female or, not being able to find the hole.

Man I'm gonna take this bitch home and then just Cedric Benson dat ho and put it in her ass

by Balizzle January 3, 2008

gun ho

what the linguistically challenged mistake for "gung ho".

i was on the interweb and this guy was all talkin' about people being 'gun ho'. which is odd. because no one says that.

by heterodox October 9, 2006

Waffle Ho

Any Waffle House waitress (known as a "Salesperson") who cleans another waitresses table just to steal her tip.

Don't you let Dee anywhere near your table, you know she a Waffle Ho!

by Vervain December 13, 2005

My Life Is Ho

A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.

Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH

I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH

All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.

by gotem. November 19, 2010

blow my booty ho

Phrase coined during the late gangsta rap era in reference to giving one oral sex.

Gangsta Rapper: “Could I trouble you to blow my booty ho?”

Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”

Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”

Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”

by cooley magee January 24, 2007