Chili Gobbler

Name of the Chili Dog Master himself, Sean Hollis. It his said he is to eat 999 chili dogs in a minute. He constantly talks about the sensation to his friends and expresses his emotions by shoving chili dogs up his ass in front of his friends. He uses a custom controller for his Xbox that is covered in chili dogs, and also has a chilidog themed skateboard.

Dude... nine nine nine... fifteen. I love chili dogs so much dude wooooooo! I am THE Chili Gobbler!

by ThatsJustFacts June 5, 2021

wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody who has extremely high standards

Oh,Mason? He's a massive Glizzy Gobbler.

You've got no chance with them! They're a Glizzy Gobbler

by my glizzy has 3 fingers August 31, 2021

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs

"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."

by MandyTheRando August 25, 2022

Cobb Gobbler

When you get your (sh)long sucked on

That bitch last night was a cobb gobbler she devoured my shit

by bigfang September 27, 2022