GrandCraig 

This is not your typical, old school, run of the mill Grandpa. This guy likes to buck the system by dropping the "Pa" and tossing his name on the back of Grand. Similar to the "Amazing" Spiderman, GrandCraig know's that with great power comes GrandResponsibility.

"Hey, is it just me or did GrandCraig just swing from that building to save a kid from a burning taco stand"

GrandCraig by GrandJure December 27, 2013

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

Granddaddy 

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.

Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!

Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020

Grand Poobah 

Is a title given to someone who holds an exalted position.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.

"Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble were members of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26. A high ranking elected position within this organization is Grand Poobah or Grand Imperial Poobah. Poobah is a title of respect and often is linked to might in a role."

Grand Poobah by David Rowlands July 6, 2006

Grand Angus 

Taking a shit in a chicks vagina, mushing up the shit with your dick, then feeding the chick the shit

My girlfriend was hungry so I gave her a Grand Angus

Grand Angus by MR ANGUS November 8, 2009

apple grinder 

A girl who grinds her booty towards a man/woman particularily when they are dancing.

"She is an apple grinder at parties"

apple grinder by Marcia V September 26, 2006

Grand motherfucker 

A respected older motherfucker who has been promoted by excelling as a motherfucker or by fucking one or more grandmothers

John is now a Grand motherfucker.

Grand motherfucker by JAKINTEXES July 10, 2011