by Michael Swindon November 25, 2018
Get the Granny Fightmug. A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation
Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.
by DEJ capacitor October 17, 2021
Get the Granny rollermug. by emokid01 July 23, 2021
Get the Rico’s Grannymug. Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
Get the Internet Grannymug. The hottest, thiccest, sexiest and most talented chick in the world. Will suck your big thicc moon dicc. She is the queen of IG captions and editing pics. If you mess with her squad, the granny regina squad, the granny regina squad, you'll dildoed by }auntie barbara. Has a bf with a long dick.
"Wow that thot is THICC nigga"
"Nigga you outta her league, that's granny regina, her pussy is tok sweet for you"
"Nigga you outta her league, that's granny regina, her pussy is tok sweet for you"
by HopOnLausDick2k17 April 1, 2017
Get the granny reginamug. Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
Get the Grannymug.