giraffe midget condom

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

GaffyRCs

The hottest inground gaffy company making the coolest gaffies all along.

Basically Hero hierarchy
.Sticky stew

_Got GaffyRCs again?
_Mate it's duck

by 2FrenchKing February 22, 2023

gaff effect

when a nigga switches up after getting a girl and doesnt give any time to the boys

man 1: "bro ever since he got a girl he aint been hanging with the gang"
man 2: "thats the gaff effect"

by iloveoilymenshakingit August 21, 2023

Gaff

A function/party, smaller than a rager but bigger than a kickback

Friend: Yo are there any gaffs tonight
Me: Nah shits dead on a Wednesday

by theoneandonlyturtleking September 10, 2023

graafmans

Originally a definition for homosexuals who had to hide their romance in the 1800s.

Today it's a common family name in the Netherlands, but the history will never forget thanks to Tham Graafmans the Third, the first famous homosexual of Amsterdam.

Homosexual 1: "Let's go graafmans"
Homosexual 2: "I really need to graafmans"

Homosexual 3: "Oi, we graafmans later"

by Varvino October 17, 2023

kilo gaffer

a huge line of cocaine

"I always rip a kilo gaffer before I bang a hooker"

by shonuf January 28, 2008

Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016