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Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.
Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself
by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021
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Greasy Railroad

The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.
Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021
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Greasy bap

Someone who hasn't showered in 2-3 WEEKS
look at darraghs hair he definitely a greasy bap
by CjBoy October 8, 2021
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Greasy Duck

When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.
Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.
by RachMyz87 September 10, 2021
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greasy axle

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,
by harrydare October 4, 2012
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Greasy flub

A greasy flub is an occasion in sports when a player scores or gain points after an event of luck, cheating, bad bounces, bad effort, or events that bring laughs. Greasy flub is a jinx to the opposing team and should be yelled when going for a play of that matter above.
"Man that Doyle kid is the king of greasy flubs."
by theDoyle91 April 17, 2012
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Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH
Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man
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