Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.

Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!

by bamba_clat July 14, 2010

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 20, 2015

Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out

Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?

by Roseboy May 17, 2022

GOONING

Is an adverb used to described a substandard performance while engaging in the sport of soccer.

That team is really playing terrible, they are "gooning" it.

by Dolomite85 August 09, 2015

fam goon

A man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. Usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. His neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. Try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by Isis and thinks nobody knows. Often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.

Person1: hey, look it’s ice tea

Person2: where ?

Person1: over there by the salami shop

Person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him

by Michael Thompson January 30, 2018

goon butter

much akin to body chocolate

I used so much goon butter last time I went camping.

by Low fat crackers December 15, 2007

Goon Bag

'A Bag (Gang, Group, people)of Goons (thugs, fighters etc)

Was with a Goon Bag last night,

These Goon bags tried to roll on me

by MR_SHADOWS November 20, 2008