Diarrhea that when excreted drips down to your gooch in liquid form with such undigested acidity that it litterally burns the hairs right off your gooch leaving you walking funny for the rest of the day with a very uncomfortable burn... Similar to the feeling of hot sauce on your lips... Except on your gooch...
"Hey man, why are you walking like Yosemite Sam?"
"Man, I just dropped some gooch burning rhea and my gooch is on fire!"
"Sucks to be you."
"Man, I just dropped some gooch burning rhea and my gooch is on fire!"
"Sucks to be you."
by iluvcumming July 17, 2006
Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.
Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"
by Aliwishes November 02, 2010
1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.
by gooch goblin June 30, 2006
by stevenjunkporter December 08, 2010
by thegoochburger October 02, 2007
Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.
During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.
During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.
by schubby January 10, 2014
by JJ January 12, 2004