Gradual Monetary Gifting

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.

"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.

"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.

by Satinruffles February 14, 2017

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Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

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GIFT

LE GIFT WHO STALKS PEOPLE FOR FUN AND LOOKS AT THEIR SCREENS ALSO A SNITCH.

GIFT, DONT U DARE SNITCH!

by GIIFT October 12, 2021

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gift from god

a snow day.

John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!

by god why is everything taken?! October 11, 2021

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Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.

"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.

by IKaizen December 2, 2013

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