When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.
by sporkafish January 23, 2011

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.
by Poot Wilter March 7, 2008

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

Truman: The only way to describe that Tiajuana weekend... German Pancake!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!
by EliteCAT September 21, 2006

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.
Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.
by Kristin May 13, 2005

by jcfud January 9, 2009
