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Band Geek

someone who has done any/all of the following:

Made any reference to making out with an instrument

Has actaully made out with their instrument

Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once

Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
I make out with my sousaphone on a regular basis I am always in step with the people near me and I have spent over 12 hours at a a time on several occasions
by tubagod08 August 30, 2005
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band geek

band geek or band nerd, the best people you could ever meet.

obbsessed with band.
constantly on there mind.
refer to band as second home.
love band.
have a "band family" or people that are in band.
have "band moms".
usually date inside the band family, almost like incest.
able to endure long bus rides, and enjoy them.
quick on sex jokes yet unable to back them up having not actually done what there saying themselfes (lol).
the funniest most perverted people ever.
all of there friends are most likely in band and have made non bandies join.
the band jokes.
not actually caring what happens in the foot ball game and putting more concern in halftime.
liking band practice.
loving band camp!
band geek practically anyone who is an obbsessed sexist racist homophobic sexual inuendo givng jackass in band lol. also someone who is funny and nice and has alot of friends especially in there band family.
by saxgirl October 3, 2009
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Fake Geek Girl

A girl who inserts herself into geek culture without having a deep understanding and appreciation for properties she talks about.
That Fake Geek Girl got a Shazam lightning bolt tattoo when she wanted a Flash lightning bolt.
by Perth Comics August 19, 2021
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Band Geek

You know you're a band geek if:
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!

However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.
Choir kid: "Ew band..."
Band geek: "STFU you choir queer!"
by Jonty! October 26, 2011
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Trendy-geek

Quite literally a merge between a trendy and a geek.

Rarer than the trendy, the trendy-geek is usually identifiable by having slightly geeky attire and usually glasses, yet hangs around primarily with trendies.

Most likely to be found sipping a Guinness and playing pool in a trendy club with pinpoint accuracy.

Unfortunately like the trendy, the whole geeky facade is pretty much that, a facade. You could almost say they are a poser geek. And they will have activities like a "Warcraft" account, counter strike, watching Red Dwarf, maybe even LARP, in a desire to look original. Yet they'll also like the typical trendy interests too, like "celebs", and football and One night stands etc...

Clothing is usually strictly trendy, usually the only thing that separates a trendy-geek is usually small things like less "cool" hair and glasses. Or most likely, an aversion to being as rowdy as their trendy peers.

They may also say they like metal in a craving to be "Individual", but by that they mean they've listened to poser-metal like Bullet For My Valentines most popular song.
Guy 1: WTF that trendy looks like a geek, and he was just talking about computers instead of weight training.

Trendy-Geek: Oh my god, I'm like so geeky!1 I have a WoW account and I watch geeky things like Dr. Who!!1 And I've played the most mainstream Final Fantasy all the way through!1
Trendy: Shall we go clubbin'?
Trendy-Geek: Yeah, "sick" mate! (I can go and attention seek by pretending to be really geeky, which is what I do every friggin' day!)
by PsychoFox December 24, 2007
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Band Geek

One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.
Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.
by Emo Dave May 4, 2004
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Bus Geek

A Bus Geek is a slang term for someone who rides Public Transportation for purposes of entertainment. Bus Geeks are generally students from schools that provide unlimited passes, as these students may be new to the city and enjoy riding around to explore.
Jeez, i can never find that girl! she's such a bus geek!
by Laura Ma September 12, 2006
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