Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Frost Queen Cookie

BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>

Frost queen cookie is the best cookie

by Frost queen Cookie stan August 20, 2022

Frost her tonsils

A slang term used to describe cumming down a girl's throat.

Jessica is so hot, I sure would love to frost her tonsils.

by ThePenguin756 March 19, 2011

Frost Fox

A cute furry and fursuiter who goes by, by they/them. And also an amazing PNGTuber on Twitch and Youtube

Do you want to watch Frost Fox tonight?

by FluffFur March 18, 2023

frost-my-flakes

After much intercourse you will bend your partner over thenforth proceed to release spurm/ or ejaculate onto your partners back. then proceed to shake your hair rapidly releasing a snow like structure that is known as dandruff. this will only work if you can hold yoir spurm and not shower for weeks.

man 1: dude theres A serious white mountain lion in your bedroom. man 2: no dude me and the misses water has been out for sometime and she aske me to frost-my-flakes. man 1: lucky!!!

by jotcarlos March 2, 2011

frosted deuce

The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid.

"He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight."

by ThatsJustFowl September 5, 2009

frosted belgium waffle

while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle

Dude I gave a girl on the tennis team a frosted belgium waffle!

by don't be a scrot February 8, 2008