staring at the floor

looking at it and wondering what am i doing?

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"

by awkward1234 July 21, 2018

bare floor

A puss with no hair, usually waxed, sugared, or shaved.

Bare as a baby's bottom; she's got a bare floor down there, you know, she looks like a little girl down there.

by Justin Partin September 26, 2005

flooms

set of drainage tunnels in peoria, il where people go to kick it. lots of cool grafiti

lets go to the flooms and party

by bobby g. October 6, 2004

floor kisser

A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

by MeTheTree January 2, 2007

Floomped

When your having rough sex and you and your partner fall off the bed, couch,chair whatever.

My BF was screwing me so hard then the mattress slid out from under us and we floomped to the floor!

by pseudoTronaShawn July 8, 2009

floor dropping

When you're about to get laid but you speak what's really on your mind and your partner gets offended. For example, say you're about to shag a mamacita and you tell her you need to get a condom because you heard she gets around. More than likely you just floor dropped, and as such, one of you is sleeping on the floor tonight (AT BEST).

Man - "Hey, can you call me Hulk Hogan while I pound you like a veal cutlet?"

Slut - "Uhhh NO! Jesus Christ, you're fucking weird..." *gets up, throws some blankets on the floor, and re-locates accordingly*

Man - "Man, I gotta stop floor dropping... BUT WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?!?!"

by J. Saynt September 27, 2011

Floor Pie

This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)

"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by fortune392 March 2, 2022