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Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust February 8, 2007
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apple juice farts

a fart that has a fruity scent. A fart that can be caused
by drinking a lot of apple juice. A type of fart that is simply just similar to apple juice with a musty after-smell.
Don't drink too much of that apple juice, Tina...you might have yo'self some major apple juice farts ahead. Damn Yoshi, those be some gnarly smellin' apple juice farts!
by Broilington Smith February 5, 2008
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artsy-fartsy

1. the fat gassy guy in your art class
2. a bathroom artist
1. "Jeff is so artsy-fartsy. Give him my Gas-X."
2. "I don't care if you're artsy-fartsy Peter, get out of the damn bathroom!"
by Senor Spam December 9, 2008
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Jello Farts

Blow on an obese person's jelly rolls and it makes a farting noise.
Someone walks in the room thinking someone ripped a huge fart, but to find out someone was doing jello farts.
by nalanikiato July 18, 2011
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Lemon Farts

when you flatulate a large amount of yellow looking methane gasses from your rear that have a rather citrus-y smell.
Bro I beefed a lot of fat Lemon Farts the other day. I think I'm going to lay off the lemon meringue pie.
by axle69 April 21, 2021
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