Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012
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Get the ninja fart mug.A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.
dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
by BigShooter March 31, 2009
Get the no-fault fart mug.When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.
"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"
by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012
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Get the Fart Fetish mug.The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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