fanny gash

a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants

omg peters trousers chaffed so much that a fanny gash formed

by LizzoF March 29, 2009

Fanny pouch

Glaswegian term used to describe a curvaceous females fat fanny.

Aka Fanny bulge.

Scottish guy 1: "Last night, I was pure shaggin' a fat burd. I was heavy bouncing on her fanny pouch. It was soft and spongy like yer maws clootie dumplin'!"

Scottish guy 2: "Naw, Mare like yer sisters ginger flapjacks!"

by weaveintothewin2 March 7, 2012

Fanny Bandit

Often Discribing a Homosexual or Gay individual, often said to provoke arguements and is just another use of an insult.

Person 1: You are so poofy.
Person 2: Me poofy? you are the one that looks like a Fanny Bandit.

by Draknoss September 30, 2008

fanny butter

the placental residue of a woman's vagina. very chunky

for breakfast i had Matt's fanny butter on toast

by Muff_Diver October 2, 2003

fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult

'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'

by jonathan November 10, 2003

FANNY WANKER

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

by Joey February 15, 2005

fanny rash

Saw or Tenderness around the vaginal region. Usaully red with raised weeping sores. Sometimes called gonhorrea.

"Ow" she screamed, "you poked my fanny rash!!"

by Scottow July 23, 2005