Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

by Delgado1 July 14, 2009

Failspy

A derogatory term for GameSpy, a company which attempts to host game servers. They often fail at that, and so many gaming companies buy their own servers after their experience, or after millions of customers complaining about it.

Dude 1: Hey, EA is gonna stop hiring FailSpy for Command and Conquer 4!

Dude 2: Awesome man! Now we won't suffer when it comes to online play!

by Failspy failz!!!! August 5, 2009

Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009

falseity

the opposite of being false

Dave: his laptop is a windows one. of course it hates christmas
Spencer: at least it's still better than mac
Charlie: i believe that statement is an absolute falseity

by goosedork December 13, 2009

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.

"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."

by J Louise March 19, 2010