named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.
You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.
by bfb715 November 9, 2009

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.
Larry: Hey Sal!
Sally Face: Hey Larry
Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?
Sally Face: Hell yeah!
Sally Face: Hey Larry
Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?
Sally Face: Hell yeah!
by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\
Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\
by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013
