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Sally Face

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.
Larry: Hey Sal!

Sally Face: Hey Larry

Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?

Sally Face: Hell yeah!
by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022
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monotone face

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke
Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face
by Kittsy December 18, 2012
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alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.
by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011
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zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.
You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.
by bfb715 November 9, 2009
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Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\
Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\
by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013
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Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.
Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”
by J.Mimz May 11, 2018
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Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.
by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
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