guy best friend

the guy who you can tell everything to. the person u can face time all the time and never run out of things to talk about. the person who tells you when you’re being a dramatic bitch. the person who makes fun of u all day long, yet still manages to build your confidence. the one who you’re ALWAYS shipped with. if you stop being friends w this person, it hurts more than anything else in the world

“woah i definitely ship Kara and her guy best friend”

by hose mad August 1, 2019

my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

by Jack324 January 20, 2009

Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.

John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.

by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011

I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

facebook friend stealer

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

by ReyMon! March 10, 2011

Ivaginary Friend

An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.

Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.

by Nathan Lucas Scott May 2, 2016

Beg Friend

a beg friend is someone who: kisses arse, sucks up, compliments someone to be in their good books as it will benefit them in the present and the near future as they are losers and must do what they can to gain your friendship.

"Woodhouse, why are you such a beg friend?"

by Anonymous_07 January 11, 2008