lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps
by Inteller4tdy March 03, 2022
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Kitty Boba

When you put boba inside someone's vagina and eat it by sucking and eating them out
"Want some boba tea on the way back?"
No thanks, I've got some kitty boba waiting for me at home
by KaioBlue March 20, 2022
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Fetch Kitty

Hey man gonna put looking for a fetch kitty in my tinder bio
by CookieThotster August 25, 2022
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Toss the kitty

When a girl offers her vagina for sex on first date.
Yo, I went out with this girl last night for the first time. I thought it was just a meet and greet but she toss the kitty!
by SteelCityMafia August 01, 2016
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Whoosh Kitty

Whoosh Kitty is a very large cat with the capability of running by you so fast that you cannot see the Kitty, but you will hear the "whoosh" sound as the Whoosh Kitty runs by you.
I am not sure if I saw anything, but I definitely felt the whoosh of something running past me. I wonder if it was a Whoosh Kitty.
by Alakeahi June 01, 2013
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Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed
"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2021
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