flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 4, 2017

native american flute player

The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex

I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?

by KEVIN MENARD August 31, 2007

Flute Accident

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.

Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!

by Peasantry Paupers June 20, 2010

Flute

One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.

Those flutes have it coming for them

by Englandman23 May 1, 2015

Flutura Berisha

Some bitch who thinks she's the shit just because she's from Kosovo. More like Koso-no-body likes you! She probably buys overpriced strawberries every day and wishes she could angry falcon every guy she meets. Nickname is Flute.

Guy: "Who's that bitch?"
Other Guy: "That's Flutura Berisha. She goes by Flute. Be careful bro, she'll angry falcon the fuck outta you and your homies."

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Bum Flute

When someone is acting stupid or says something very retarded; Dumbass

"I really dont know how to spell Orange
"Don't be such a Bum Flute!"

by Emzza January 14, 2009