intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019

the flaming rooster

when a man lights his penis on fire and inserts it into a partner while making rooster noises.

"oh lets do the flaming rooster"
"cockadoodledo"

by justanotherweeb69 May 2, 2022

The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication

Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt

by JHolt1300 March 22, 2023

flock of flamingos

Where you have a group of gay guys in your yard.

I made my milkshake and brought all the gay guys to the yard, yeah look at the "flock of flamingos".

by Tec_def March 2, 2015

tickling the flamingo

Staring at a hill in Australia for hours.

Get ready for plenty of Tickling The Flamingo when you are watching Rob's Periscope.

by ChildlikeVision October 7, 2018

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007

dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.

Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."

by The Sidhe April 29, 2006