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head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.
"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."
by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008
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face touchie

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.
"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."
by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013
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Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.
by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
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alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.
girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.
by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011
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hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.
"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"
by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008
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Sally Face

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.
Larry: Hey Sal!

Sally Face: Hey Larry

Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?

Sally Face: Hell yeah!
by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022
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Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\
Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\
by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013
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