Belfast exit

A social departure similar to the Irish exit, distinguished by the act of uttering something disruptive or mood-dampening before promptly leaving a gathering, effectively ending the evening without giving others a chance to respond.

After declaring that pineapple does belong on pizza, Mark swiftly performed a Belfast exit, leaving the stunned dinner guests to contemplate his controversial opinion.

by PadreGustavo February 26, 2024

Goo exctractulator

That's how elephants banana computers without refrigerators.

Teacher: Ok class. Now how would an elephant banana a computer without the use of a refrigerator?
Student: Ooh! Ooh! I know! The fring the goo exctractulator!
Teacher: Correct!

by Rubix_Ninja_53 March 13, 2024

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.

"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."

by Northern Wazzock June 28, 2024

Lesbian exit

Leaving through a windows.

We didn't see her leave, she must have done a Lesbian exit.

The window's broken, someone must have done a Lesbian exit

by McL1008 February 28, 2026

Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.

Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.

by NYCboys May 25, 2025

Sharp exit

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.

I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.

by MadDan11 June 5, 2025