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Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
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emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013
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emotional sperm

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!
by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013
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emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.
When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.
by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014
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Emotional Drizzy

A word to describe your sadness or pain in a situation. It's called this because Drake also known as "Drizzy" is really fucking emotional.
"Guys, I'm so fucking emotional drizzy right now."
or
"Stop being so damn emotional drizzy!"
by wowisthatkfc January 6, 2014
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emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.
I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?
by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014
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emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014
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