eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

eat pussy

it is what u lick


i licked cassie's pussy last night
and it taste like strawberry.

cassie pussy taste so good

by adam March 30, 2005

eat cock

An insult with the purpose to tell someone to shut-up in a hilarious way

Joes girlfriend: you say dick move alot
Joe:ya i know
Mat: Tell her to eat cock so we can keep drinking
Joe: bahahahahahaha

by john doe the second March 30, 2007

eat rocks

the act of choking on your own teeth, usually after someone curb stomps you.

ex. kick rocks or eat rocks big homie, your choice!

ex. kick rocks or eat em punk

by thegreekfragg December 24, 2010

Eating Out

An Episode of Angry Birds Toons Season 2

This Angry Birds Toons Episode is Called “Eating Out”

by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018

eat me

more offensive than "bite me"

Counting carbs? No! Eat me!

by Luna Love February 26, 2010

Eat Greedy

One of the tenets that Von Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory sack dances within his arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one's face.

When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."

Queue the following situation: Von Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his belt this game alone, and its only the first quarter.

Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."

by Purple Summers Orange Winters November 27, 2012