make your ears sweaty

To give oral sex to a woman

She spread her legs, and then I proceeeded to make my ears sweaty

by NecroVMX February 15, 2004

donkey's ears

1. This is an example of an expression that has altered its spelling over time. "Not for donkey's ears" means not for a very long time and refers to the length of a donkey's ears. However, they gradually stretched from the "donkey" and turned "ears" into "years". The meaning of the expression is the same, if it does make rather less sense than the original.

2. Because donkeys tend to plod along slowly, they take a long time to complete a task or journey. Therefore, a donkey year takes a long time to elapse.

I haven't heard that one for donkey's ears.

by Osmium November 10, 2008

Big Ears

One is said to have his or her "big ears on" when under the influence of marijuana and listening to music. Reverb, echo, and small repetitive sounds are extremely accentuated thereby making one feel as if they had super sensitive hearing or. . . big ass ears.

Man I've heard this song a billion times, but it sounds awesome right now. I guess it's because I have my big ears on. wink

by Halbey May 11, 2009

Earth

a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.

Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.

Earth? Who needs the place?

by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005

earph

n 1: the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet on which we live; syn: Earth, world, globe 2: the loose soft material that makes up a large part of the land surface; syn: ground 3: the solid part of the earth's surface; syn: land, dry land, ground, solid ground, terra firma

Earph: "the Earph moves around the sun"; "he sailed around the world" "they dug into the earph outside the church" "the plane turned away from the sea and moved back over land"; "the earph shook for several minutes"; "he dropped the logs on the ground"

by Stephen Wright September 24, 2005

earth bong

a bong-like contraption created by digging a tube shaped hole in the earth. Stabbing a tunnel at an angle going into that tube shaped hole, preferably breaking through toward the bottom if possible. stabbing a bottle or tube in the earth so that the second hole you made is in the center of it. and the first hole is used for loading the tobacco/herb after a layer of small pebbles are inserted to just above the hole/tunnel breakthrough point.

look at that stupid hippie, and his earth bong, he cant afford papers haha

by fart_head November 10, 2010

Earth Defense Force

A game where you kill Ants, Spiders, Wasps, And ticks. You also can destroy, Buildings, And cars. You play as an EDF Troop. Taking back earth from a new alien lifeform. Called, Ravagers. Your mission is to destroy the mothership. You battle through Gunships, UFOs, Carrier's, Ants, Spiders, Wasps, Ticks, Metal Ants, Metal Spiders, Hectors, Exploding Tick Spiders, And A Queen Ant. There are 3 difficulties, Normal, Hard, And Inferno.

Person 1: Wow nice call of duty ripoff.

Person 2 And 3: It's not a call of duty ripoff, It's a game called Earth Defense Force.

by Rest In Bork March 22, 2017