National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!

National fuck your ex day June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

My ex

A lying BITCH who cheated

Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats

by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019

my ex

A lying cheating sack of shit who can go fyck himself.

"Oh look, there's my ex.

by llamalover250 December 21, 2016

Fed Ex

Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?

by Adrian November 11, 2006

Psycho Ex-Wife

An unstable woman with a terrible personality disorder who divorces you despite your efforts over more than a decade of marriage to "save things" for her and your children. She then fights to keep the children away from you for no good reason and she abuses the legal system in order to do so because they favor psycho ex-wives, even to the detriment of the children and then relentless torments you even though she got most everything she set out to do... except KILL YOU... yet.

My ex-wife is a psycho. She is so unbelievable a psycho ex-wife that I post blog items of her emails, instant messages, and transcripts of voice mails because no one would believe them with just a simple face-to-face story. This bitch is a PSYCHO EX-WIFE!

by Mister-M January 15, 2008

Having a Snapchat streak with your Ex

Having a snap streak with your ex would mainly mean there are still feelings. If you're in a relationship why would you ruin it to go back to the past. If your ex is in a relationship why would they ruin theirs to have a damn streak with another girl/boy that isn't family.

"New streak?" "Heck no I'm not messing around with you anymore". Having a Snapchat streak with your ex that you are not close to isn't right

by Haigan March 19, 2017

your ex

A cunt

You know who's a complete cunt?
Who?
Your ex.

I hear that!

by Loco Haram July 16, 2015