English Sprites

A team of Impish Dragonscape players that like to upset the competition by taking first place in the world doing puzzles every now and then.

DAMN! The English Sprites are locking us out of First Place again!

English Sprites by Artistakat August 15, 2023

English Class 

The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue

Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem

English Class by Dexter_39764 August 24, 2023

English Gun salute 

A English 21 salute is when 42 males line up (21 each side,) and proceed to jerk each other off whilst veterans slice down a slip n slide naked, with fireworks placed in their arse. The act of the veterans sliding down the slip n slide with fireworks and the shooting spunk resemble the 21 gun salute for the armed forces 🫡 🇬🇧

Well, me and George went to our annual army reunion and had the best English gun salute……. My balls are purple and bruised I beat them that hard

English Gun salute by Wyictonary August 29, 2023

English, I know that 

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.

"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."

English, I know that by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023

English Class 

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject

id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow

English Class by toejerk October 9, 2023

English girl 

Also known as English-lover, English-loving girl
Loves the language English, very possibly a bookworm and logophile, language enthusiast,

uses long words
Probably has really good English grades

(Can alternatively mean a girl from England)

Some say "every Math boy needs his English girl", do you agree?
That girl who gets straight A+ in English...she's obviously an English girl

English girl by anonymous October 19, 2023

English Language School 

lund school benchod

bro 1 :BRO YOU GO TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE SCHOOL
bro 2: yeah my teacher is lund masood

English Language School by travis scooter October 25, 2023