East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

the end

an annotation added to the end of a text, report, book or a movie so that Americans as well can understand that the subject text, report, book, etc. is finished and do not keep staring at the screen or pages for hours.

This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again

by OrtaParmak May 28, 2018

Relaxing-end

When you are having sex and you are the only one that’s enjoying themselves

Boy “ how was it last night with Lesley”
Boy 2 “ really good bro but I was the only one on the relaxing-end

by Public_floats_are_public September 17, 2019

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020

Fag End

British slang for a cigarette butt. This term is most often used in the Merseyside and Manchester areas of northwest England.

"How disgraceful! People are just dropping their fag ends all over the sidewalk for others to step in!"

by Omniscientific October 21, 2020

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

The End Is The Beginning

the last episode of VLD, aka the unspeakable shitshow, aka the thing we are all currently trying to erase from our retinas

The End Is The Beginning was a complete shitshow and the characters deserved better than this

by Sarah Smiles May 7, 2021