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Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
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2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
by MK March 20, 2005
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Dirty Bus Driver

The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.
"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.
by Felix 35 March 1, 2009
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designated driver

the one in the group who must drink the least for the night
Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila.
by sean January 9, 2005
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reverse pyle driver

The act in which before anal sex, the man body slams his partner and punches her in the face then inverts her and has anal sex using talcum powder as a lubricant, then ejaculates in her face and sends the pictures to her grandparents.
Eric: The bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I proceeded to give her a reverse pyle driver.

Corey: Did her grandparents like it?

Eric: Oh YEAH!
by Kristoph Kringle September 11, 2006
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Jersey Driver

Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.
You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.
by The South Jersey Bitch November 11, 2008
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Bus driver pussy

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.
Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!
by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 26, 2009
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