Drawbridge

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.

Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.

by Ladderwalker January 26, 2009

Drastical

Of absolute utmost importance

I have a drastical emergency!!

by Sarah March 8, 2005

Dawson

A medium rare prick

Oh look there's a Dawson

by Kobe Carrigan September 19, 2016

drawstring asphyxia

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine

That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

Dawson

A Dawson is nice sweet but greedy person and she is a GIRL. Not a boy and she loves TV and junk food yet she eats and eats and eats but she can't get fat

Dialog

Boy:did you hear about the new boy in school his name is Dawson
Girl: SHE'S a girl not a boy and she's nice too
Boy:oh is she single

Dawson is nice and sweet and cool. :-) :-) :-)

by Sister forever October 31, 2017

Dawson

probably gay, sucks at fornight but has a hot brother.

"Wow, your almost as bad as dawson at fortnight"
"Dawsons brother is soooo hot i clap his cheeks every night"

by hitler_wasnt_that_bad June 1, 2018

Dawson

Short, stupid, ugly boi who likes jazz. He’s also gay.

“Man Dawson is so short and ugly!”
“I know right!”

by Joe mama man January 23, 2020