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Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!
Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.
by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009
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Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.
Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015
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Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...
"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."
by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006
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douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.
-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.
by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007
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Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.
He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming
by Nearchow October 15, 2010
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douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.
"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."
by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011
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Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"
Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.
by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007
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