damonism

a religion found in southern ireland where people worship potatoes as gods

#potato #religion #damonism

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Damo eye

When you have one wonky boz eye that resembles Damien Chilton

“Oh no in that picture there you’re a victim of the damo eye”

by Arisco September 14, 2025

Damonie

Someone who is broke all the time and begs for candy. Typically has long hair and is pale skinned. But he thinks he’s black.

“Let’s go to the carnival!!!”
“Shhh!! Don’t let damonie hear, I’m tired of him begging!!”

by Useless knowledge May 5, 2025

Damonik

To wipe a strangers arsehole in a public toilet

Don't go into the toilet with that guy in there you get an unwanted Damonik

by King Jape May 27, 2025

Damon moment

Refers to Damon “Dmoney” Fish

A damon moment is when you don’t think or use context clues before speaking

Roman: Yo i just got 100 on my math test
Jackson: Yo same i did too
Damon: Yoo what did u guys get on your math test
Roman & Jackson: that’s a damon moment
Damon: Huh

by wockseason October 22, 2025

Damon moment

When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.

Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.

Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.

Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.

by Damonmoment October 26, 2025

Damon

Boy name Damon usually athletic tall and sexy usually have a huge dick

Girl I slept with Damon it was huge and he amazing at sex

by It’s real and true November 28, 2025