dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything

Dan Mac the bender

by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021

dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will

dan jones is the love of my life.

by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021

Dan Goodlooking

Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.

The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'

by DAMNGOODLOOKIN August 9, 2010

Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021

dave-danning

Having a great Twitter conversation.

Man, are you following them? There was a great dave-danning tonight!

by Chase1263070 December 28, 2013

dan ord

A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.

That man was a dan ord. the way he fed his cat orange peels.

by nayywayyhayy May 10, 2009

Dan + Shay

Musicians that call themselves "country singers" but haven't had a good song since 2018. And some how they still sometimes play their songs on "country" radio.

Guy 1: You listen to country music?

Guy 2: Of course, my favorite is Dan + Shay !

Guy 1: ew, more like Dan + Gay.

by Jason Booker September 10, 2022